Movie Review: Zombies Gone Wild

I know I've been promising lately to start up the reviews again and that I'd been watching movies to review for you, but instead of posting one of my back up reviews I'm going to be a new review for a movie I just watched.

Now, Zombie Gone Wild was inappropriate, immature and frankly I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy ( actually, I might. My worst enemy was a fan of zombie strippers and may actually appreciate this as a piece of good cinematography, which btw it was not.)

Let's start with the plotline. 3 (teenage?) boys are at home jacking off with each other and one of them decides it would be great to make a zombie movie, so they head out and stumble across "real zombies" who are sexy ( and some mentally retarded) females with next to no morals who are throwing a party. At the party the females turn into zombies and start a blood bath. Then the movie get's interrupted by the hair guy and the actress playing the leading zombie finds out the leading male got paid 200 bucks while she got paid nothing and she stormed off angrily, cutting the movie short, (unfortunately not short enough.).

Character development? There was none. I just finished watching the movie 10 minutes ago and I couldn't even tell you a single persons name from it.

Zombie Accuracy: Other than getting the dead, gooey part right there was none. Zombies are walking dead, not kung fu fighting dead, not sex robots by day gross clown looking things by night then the next morning dead, really, the only similarity between this and an actual zombie was the eating of human flesh.

Now let's talk about where this movie falls in comparison to some of the others I've seen by the classic technique of a pros and cons list.

Pros: There were actually zombies in this one (which is more than I can say for Gory Gory Hallelujah). There were more zombies than what I can count on one hand ( which is more than I can say for either Skeleton Key 2 or Oh! My Zombie Mermaid). It didn't make me want to be a vegetarian ( like Poultrygiest: Night of the Chicken Dead) and I didn't fall asleep and have to finish the next morning (Beneath Still Waters). Also, for a movie that I'm assuming had no budget, the shooting of zombies was a little better than I would have expected it to be. Oh, and minimal nudity (And even some of my favorite zombie movies had to show a naked girl from a full frontal angle even when it was completely unnecessary like Zombieland.)

Cons: The special effects were extremely inconsistent and never very good, I'd say they ranged from almost decent to nonexistent. It was 110 minutes long. It easily could have been an 80 or 90 minute film and less of my time would be wasted right now. They used a red apple to be a guys intestines at one point, you could hear the zombie crunching it. There was no plot, it wasn't funny or clever, it had no point and I feel less intelligent just for watching it.

So, should you watch it? No, not if you value your brain cells.

And, my dear zombie followers, I know the blog has been going slowly lately, but if you ever doubt my loyalty to you, this blog, or this project, remember: I got home at 1:15 this morning and watched Zombies Gone Wild so that it could be in the mail by tomorrow and Hot Wax Zombies On Wheels can be on it's way, and then, even though I'm extremely tired, I came to post this blog, to give you the latest zombie news update, at 3:30 in the morning. What can I say, I love you guys.

Until next time, maybe I'll have a review from earlier or maybe another movie will have come in the mail, but remember, I'm here working round the clock for your brains..... i mean minds. Lol, jk. Seriously though, I'm a working stiff.
Love,
Cat.

ZOMBIE WALK!!!!!

Okay... let me first start by apologizing about forgetting I did this blog yet again. Still, haven't forgotten about the zombie movies, get them in the mail every week, haven't forgotten about the list, I check stuff off every week, I just forget to write about it later. Sorry.

However, I have been recently involved in a little bit of zombie culture that I feel will interest you and maybe make up for my extreme laziness. I watched the Zombie Walk, which this year in Sacramento and invaded the second saturday art exhibit. Epicness, someone went as a bride and groom zombie. This walk was for zombie-fanatics to kick off the zombie movie festival, starting with Evil Dead 2.

will make up the reviews later...... I promise-ish.

I have not been online as much (or at all) lately for those of you who haven't noticed. I have been busy with a great deal of things, ( gaming olympics, finishing school, knitting a baby blanket for Lillyana....etc.) . I know I haven't posted any reviews lately, and it may still be a while before I do. But you don't care about that, ( I'm sure you also don't care that the reason I won't be posting for a while is because I'm on vacation and left my list of movies at home) what you do care about it one simple question: Have I stopped watching the zombie movies? The answer is no, and without the time it's been taking me to do the reviews I've actually been watching more zombie movies. I will give you a better update as soon as I relocate my list, but I wanted to let you know I'm still working harder than ever on the list, because this is my year Among the undead.

I also wanted to let you know that Google ( who is one of the sponsers of this blog) is wanting me to switch this blogger account over to my other one and I am waiting to do so until the end of the year, just for you. You will being hearing back from me soon, with make up reviews for the past few months.
Love,
Cat.

Review: After Sundown

So this movie was.... uh...

Usually I would say something really terrible about it because it was so bad, but after my last few zombie movies I have to say ( sadly ) that I was pleasantly surprised. It wasn't a musical, I haven't seriously considered becoming a vegetarian or thrown up. So, it's better than watching something like, I don't know, Poultrygeist, Skeleton Key 2, Oh My Zombie Mermaid or anything like that.

The truth is thought it wasn't all that zombie like, I mean there were a few zombies in there that you could easily distinguish as being zombies ( too bad I've already made fun of Oh My Zombie Mermaid once today huh...) but for the most part they were vampires. Fangs, blood drinking, stake through the heart, they were better vampires than whatever the hell is in Twilight. There were some zombie aspects though, some brain damage, flesh eating... stumbling on with no motor functions.

I will not go so far as to recommend this movie to anyone, however.

Best Line: "You can't run people over just because they're already dead."


So, I guess I was wrong about the whole Corpses or Dead Clowns review coming next, but I swear I'll get around to it. Happy Mother's day to everybody and check back soon for a review on ( yes I think I mean it this time ) Corpses.

Review: Dead of Night

Okay, so I am fully recovered from Poultrygeist and back to watching zombie movies diligently. I started with Dead of Night.

First I think it was a made for Tv movie but the quality considering that was pretty good. It was broken up into three shorter stories and the first two had no relevance at all. The third one was kind of cool, it was kind of like a Monkey's paw meets psycho thing, but really low budget with bad scripting. A mother resurrects her dead son and when he comes back he tries to kill her. I think the end dragged on a bit though, and I heard the word "mommy" more times in one evening than I think I ever needed to. Other than that thought, it was pretty okay. ( Not going to go so far as to say I would suggest it, but it was fairly decent. It didn't make me not want to eat chicken for three weeks so it's a step up fromt he zombie movie I watched previous to this one. )

You can all be expecting another zombie review from me soon, definitely either Corpses or Dead Clowns. I'm not sure whats coming after that, I guess we'll just have to take it one severed limb at a time.

Cat.

Another fun game

After the Poultrygeist incident I am still having some trouble with the zombie movies. I will get back to watching as soon as I....... recover. In the mean time, have yet another zombie link to another fun zombie game that I play.

Zomgies

Watching Rec.

Apparently I can't upload things from Dragon to here so.... that's what happened with the Virgin Among The Living Dead review. Right now I am watching the Spanish version of Quarantine, Rec. Thought you would like an update. So I pretty much already have seen this, I know what's going to happen but I will tell you how this version compares at least. Thought you's like to know. I also watched Poultrygiest and as soon as I feel comfortable enough to relive that enough to write a review about it you can expect one. I want you to know. Let me tell you right now not to watch it, it was terrifying and not in a good creepy way, in a it's been almost a week and I still have not eaten chicken again. So please, just trust me on this.