So this movie was.... uh...
Usually I would say something really terrible about it because it was so bad, but after my last few zombie movies I have to say ( sadly ) that I was pleasantly surprised. It wasn't a musical, I haven't seriously considered becoming a vegetarian or thrown up. So, it's better than watching something like, I don't know, Poultrygeist, Skeleton Key 2, Oh My Zombie Mermaid or anything like that.
The truth is thought it wasn't all that zombie like, I mean there were a few zombies in there that you could easily distinguish as being zombies ( too bad I've already made fun of Oh My Zombie Mermaid once today huh...) but for the most part they were vampires. Fangs, blood drinking, stake through the heart, they were better vampires than whatever the hell is in Twilight. There were some zombie aspects though, some brain damage, flesh eating... stumbling on with no motor functions.
I will not go so far as to recommend this movie to anyone, however.
Best Line: "You can't run people over just because they're already dead."
So, I guess I was wrong about the whole Corpses or Dead Clowns review coming next, but I swear I'll get around to it. Happy Mother's day to everybody and check back soon for a review on ( yes I think I mean it this time ) Corpses.
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